- kaMi x jd di HaLau -

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,kami dpt stay dlm,,smlm,,,adlh ari penentuan nsb dak2 dgri same ade dpt kolej tau tidakk,,,kitrg tidak akan dihalau bab nyer xtau nape,,,,agk nye bab kami2 ni terlalu la ramaiii,,dan mcm la uma sewe kat lua tu ckp tok kitrg,,,tp kitrg ne trime la keadaan kat kolej teja ni,,,toilet die trok ket,,ngn air nye jap2 de jap2 xdek,,emm nk xnk trime la kan,,lau ne halau ag ssh,,,sem dpn nk ne cr uma sewe awl2 l0r,,klu xdpt kolej,,mmg duk lua ler,,,tp nk ne de transpot ler,,,sng ket,,klu de klas2 mlm ke an,,ane de bas2 dah memlm,,,

cotcet2 : sok mlm aku blk kg,,bab ri jumat xde klas,,heeee

- KaMi di HaLau -

smlm,,,ari tok dak2 lame dftr kat kolej,,,pepg ag kami2 da bw2 beg dr p.i aka msjd g kolej teja tok dftr kan dri kami,,,,g sne jet,,staff kolej ckp "dak2 dgri kamu2 sume xknpem ag yer sume dpt kolej ke tidak,,name2 y kua kat tenet tu ari sme skli tidak betuii,,bab kami de mslh ngn e-kolej,,jd kpd sape2 y xdpt kolej xley wt ryuan,,",,agk kejam ayt nye,,,ritu kemaen ag suh juin sgle aktviti under kolej tok dpt kan kolej sem dpn,,dah juin2 da kutip2 stiker,,mcm ni lak die ckp,,hampeh betuii,,tp nsb baek la kami2 dak bsac ni dpt kolej,,,heeeee,,,tp y malang nyer,,de y dpt pantry,,,sib baek gk aku dpt pntry y xpnuh ngn brg2 dak2 lame,,lulukaa,,,my lovely pren,,,pntry nyer pnoh ngn brg2 dak2 lame,,dale kipas nye bile bukak jet kuakan bnyi pomm pom pommm,,,mcm bnyi pistol2 daaaaa,,,bile on skli ag tros osak daaa,,,tu bnyi y buley dikua kan pd saat kipas tu mnghembuskan nfs terahir,,blk tu mmg trok gilerr pd aslnyer,,,bajet nk tuka blk laen,,bile trn bwh,,,madem kolej tu ckp nk tuka blk buley tp tuka ke uma sewe,,,skli ag mreke2 brtndak kejam trhadap kami,,,kiciwa2,,,dah tu,,kami kemas2 le blk tu,,nk xnk ne trime lar,,redooo jet,,nk duk lua mne nk cr uma tbe2 ni,,da full kot,,dah tu lak,,madem tu kate,,"klu kamu slse kamu ley duk pntry tok sem ni tnpe byrn,,,"huuu,,,mmg la xyh byr,,,da trok keadaan nyer,,,da mmg mcm st0r tau x,,,da siap2 kms2 blk,,,dpt lak cite dr dak2 br dftr,,,katenyer kami dak dgri akan dimnta kua dr kolej klu de intake br yg akan msk 13 julai ini,,,bab nyer da xdek blk dorg nk msk,,,waaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,tensen nyerrr,,ase ne maen ngn pong ader,,,da bg kte blk y trok2,,,kite da kemas2 psume,,,pastu ske2 jet suh kuaaaa,,,da tau blk xckp,,,nape la amik budak ramai ngt,,,abes kitrg ni nk cmpk mne???uma sewe???ramai kot stud dgri duk dlm,,,tbe2 nk cr uma sewe lak,,bajet cm de je kan uma2 y bley disewe,,,1 hal ag kan,,,toilet kolej teja ni,,,aduuiiii,,kotoqqqqqqq gile,,,,sume kunin2 jet,,,dah ler tmpt bsh kaen tesumbat2,,,bilik air??jgn ckp lorr,,,air sape2 y mndi blk air pes,,akn mngalir pgi blk air no 2 n g kat blk no 3,,,dan strsnyerrr,,,,kotoq x kotoq,,,da klu org slbh mndi byk,,da tsumbat blk air aku,,,da kene bnti bukak air lakkk,,,,sedeyyyy nyerrrrr,,,,maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,nk blk umaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lar,,,!!!!

cotcet2 : oren pasai pa la ttp2 lak,,cne nk isi prott,,!!!!!!

- p.i TemPaT tiDo ku-

ni mlm,,,,wt ptme kali nyer,,,,aku tdo kat p.i [masjid],,,bab nyer,,aku smpai lmbt n xsmpt nk g cek name kat kolej,,kolej plak,,aku xtau ag dpt ke x,,arap2 dpt ler,,,smgt aku kumpol2 stiker2 kolej,,g qiam,,g crmh2,,,sume aktvti kolej y wjib2 ni aku juin,,,arp2 dpt la yer,,nk tumpang blk mbe lak,,sume mbe nk dtg sok pg,,,dah tu,,mmg xde tmpt nk tuju ler,,p.i jolarr,,,,tmpt nye mmg la luas,,sjok pong sjok,,bab kipas nye byk,,,tp nyamo0k pong byk l0orr,,,nk xnk ne deme drh kat nymok2 tu sket2,,ne kngsi2 gitu,,,heeeee,,,l0teeyyyyy ngt ni ariii,,,,ngn teksi xley msk dlm,,,tggl tpi gate jet,,,lotey2,,,trn 2 3 kilo da kot,,heeee,,,emm,,pi pong pi la kan,,,jnji ley td0oooo,,,,ZzzZzzZZ

cotcet2 : nyamok2 ku syg,,,g maen jaoh2 tau,,,

- malas nyerrr -

sok pg kul 9 lebey2,,,da naek bas blk arauuuu,,,tu pong ne trn kat aloq staq,,tiket abesss lorr,,,nk ne amik cab lak blk arauuu,,,ni mlm,,,nk ne kemas2 bj,,,pastu sumbat2 syempu2,,,shower2,,,sume nyer dlm beg ku,,,tidak lupe juge bntl busuk kuuu,,,heee,,,,muat ke eh??brg cm byk jek,,,beg nye kecik jet,,,beg lptp ag nk bw,,,aduiiiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,mls nyer nk buh bju2 n sume2 nye dlm beg,,,nk ne sumbat2 la ni,,,buncet la beg aku ni hah,,,jgn teburai sok dah la yer,,,lulukaaa,,,ku sgt2 la mlssss ni mlm,,,tulunnn2,,,

cotcet2 : samat tggl syg2 kuuuu [spongeb0b,petrik,barney,,rogy,tedduu,manki dll] memlm tdo leklok tau,,,

- aKu PeNtErNaK LeMaK Y bEjAyE -

ari jumat tlah tibe,,,mkne nye ni las day aku duk uma bine badan,,,nk kat 2 bln gk kot aku mnjd pnternak lemak y bejye,,,5 kilo lemak da mlekat kat prot aku ni hah,,,mnje kan prot ngt,,,mne x nye,,,aktiviti arian aku,,,bgn kul 10,,,kemas2 uma,,,bsh kaen,,bekpes2,,,kul 12,,,aku da lepak dpn tb,,,lyn dara manisku sejam,,pastu smbg cite filipin lak,,ape tjk die tah,,smpai 1.30,,,pastu tulun2 mk aku msk2,,,2.30 lyn wonderpets lak,,,kul 3 lyn safira lak,,,bile aku nk mndi tah ler,,,sndri mau igt la eh,,,hahahhaa,,,ptg2 ket aku lyn pe eh,,,maen msg2 lak kot,,xpon lyn kekasih cerahku,,pastu klu de cite bes lyn tb lak,,mlm????emmm,,,tgk tb ler,,,cite pebret aku,,ari slse kul 9 lyn gugu gaga erra,,10,,jgn pndg blkg + csi ny,,ari rbu csi ag 2 jam lak,,,byk cite aku lyn cuti2 ni,,prison break y da season bp2 tah skg ni,,aku lyn season 2 je kot ritu,,,da xphm lak tgk,,tp wt2 phm jele,,,tiap2 ari bnde same je aku wt,,,mne la x jd penternak lemak y bjye,,,byk rehat dr wt kije,,,sbtu ni g arau bw prot la gaye nyerr,,,tmt le sudee kejaye aku sbg penternak lomak,,bab nyer,,,sbtu pg aku da meninggal kan uma ku ini,,,dan ajt di ati,,nk bepuase lak pas ni,,ley gk diet2 ket,,heeeee,,,arp2 mnjd ler,,,kpd kekwn ku yg da bejye ternak lemak tu,,,mari la kite bsme2 berpuase smpene bln2 mulie ni,,heeeeeeee,,,,

cotcet2 : buley la aku begusip araustralia lak pas ni,,,

- sAmAt tiNgGaL KekAsiH cErAh ku -

mempekenaikan,,kekasih cerah ku,,,cakirrr ku syayang,,,3 bln lebey2,,,12.3.2009 beday nye,,,aku nye 3.12.1987,,hahahaa,,,cun kot tarih kitrg ni,,mmg de jodoh agknye kan,,hahaha,,,emmm,,ade die xde le busan ngt,,,pg2 kco aku tido,,,suh lyn die,,tp y syok nye,,kekasih ku ini kan,,time aku tgk tb die lyn tb gk,,,pastu die busan2,,,agk2 xphm die tgk ape,,die isap jari2 die,,sumbt2 sume2 jr die,,smpai la die tetdo,,,heeee,,,cumey jet,,,tu pasai la ku mkin ari mkin syg same die,,gud boy lorr die ni,,,xbyk songeh,,,,disbbkan die xbyk songeh,,ku adiah kan bju kat die,,tu yg die pakai tu,,bj y ku beli ler,,,khas tok cakir ku syg,,heee,,,sbtu ni,,aku da nk blk tmpt asl aku dah,,so,,samat tggl la yer cakir ku syg,,,pesanan rngks tok cakir ku,,

1. mnm susu ngn mkn2 byk2 tau,,,
2. cpt besauu2,,,,
3. rndu2 ucu [ nme glemer aku kat umah] eh,,

cotcet2 : lev u cakir,,,emmmuuaahhhh,,,,

- SiReN maGriB -

ini n3,,,xde kene mngene ngn arau yer,,,ni klte nye cite,,,smlm,,,kul 6.45 ku pegi psr mlm besme2 akak ku,,mo cr mkn la kan,,lapaqqqq,,,,tp cm bese ler,,sblm capai asrat utame nk cr2 mkn tu,,,,cuci2 mate dlu kat kedai kaen2,,tudun2,,tgk2 je pong,,beli nye x,,,heeee,,,pastu br la g cr mkn,,,nk g beli yang tau fu kat kedai kak nab [ pomot akak tu sket,,],,,br je nk amik pinggan nk plh2,,tbe2 siren bunyi daaaa,,,neee nooo neee nooo [ lebey kurg ler],,,lame lak tu,,,kedai sume cm kelam kabot,,y kitrg lak wt cm bese ler,,,kunun bnyi2 ambulen2 xpon bombe la kan,,upenye2 bnyi siren tu polis y wt lorr,,,suh stop sume juai beli,,n suh sume2 manusie g smyg,,,y xley bela nyer kan,,dorg2 tu sume kan nye g smyg pong,,,juz ddk tepi kedai dorg jek,,,polis lak duk ronde2,,,y pompan xpe gk kan,,dpt mc,,,y kitrg ni plak,,da cm bler2 lak,,,15 min gk kami bler2,,,pstu de bnyi siren ag,,ag la kitrg bler,,,bnyi kali ni nape plak kan???tgk sume da stat klam kabot blk,,upenye da ley stat juai beli,,,hahahaa,,cm klaka pong de,,,pastu y aku xbp nk puas ati nye,,, c polis2 tu kan,,suh org smyg,,,bile die wt bnyi kali ke 2,,die y smgt g beli2 pesume,,bkn nye nk g smyg x,,,suh org smyg tp die nye tidakkkkkk,,,,,cm mano tu???

cotcet2 : ku tlah beli kaen y ku idam kan,,kpd mbe ku,,dilah miaw2,,jgn jeles k,,,